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 Post subject: the guy says
PostPosted: May 15th, 2010, 6:59 pm 
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And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

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 Post subject: Condoms in Isle 12
PostPosted: May 16th, 2010, 10:35 pm 
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This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
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So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

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 Post subject: Well, the young girl is
PostPosted: May 17th, 2010, 9:28 pm 
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